...since CBS is thinking of outsourcing its news:
10) When you watch CBS News, you really see B.S.
9) CNNBS News: All the News We Can Create.
8) CNNBS: Clinton News Network + Clinton Broadcasting System
7) Now Double the Bias With Half the News!
6) CNNBS: Can You Say Deniability?
5) Simply the Best Socialist News on Television
4) Hey, At Least We're Not Outsourcing from India!
3) CNNBS: Another Convenient Excuse to Cut Jobs
2) CNNBS: "Cheaper News, Now Bias Squared"
1) Two Dying Networks Helping the Other Out