Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Top 10 New CBS Ad Slogans

...since CBS is thinking of outsourcing its news:

10) When you watch CBS News, you really see B.S.
9)  CNNBS News: All the News We Can Create.
8)  CNNBS: Clinton News Network + Clinton Broadcasting System
7)  Now Double the Bias With Half the News!
6)  CNNBS: Can You Say Deniability?
5)  Simply the Best Socialist News on Television
4)  Hey, At Least We're Not Outsourcing from India!
3)  CNNBS: Another Convenient Excuse to Cut Jobs
2)  CNNBS: "Cheaper News, Now Bias Squared"
1)  Two Dying Networks Helping the Other Out

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