Once upon a time there were three pander bears running for president.
The daddy pander bear (McCain) went to the voter's and said "Let's suspend the gas tax!" even though that will only drive up fuel consumption and hasten the Reckoning, when the big bad Saudi wolf comes to the door and says, "no more oil for you!"
The mommy pander bear (Hillary) went to the voter's and said "Let's suspend the gas tax AND let's tax the evil oil companies!" because she wants the government to control everything especially if she's in control of the goverment.
The little pander bear (Obama) went to the voter's and said "I blame Washington!" because that's what kids do, they blame their parents.