PARIS, FRANCE-- Former president George Bush was blamed for a recent dog bite perpetrated upon ex-French president Jacques Chirac by what was obviously a Republican dog.
Sumo, a French poodle, is being given anti-depression medication.
"Vee feel that all physical, moral, emotional, and intellectual evils can be ultimately placed at the feet of zee American neo-cons," said Chirac through a statesman. "Our beloved poodle was likely depressed about the success of the surge in Iraq, or reacting to global warming brought on by the failure of America to sign the Kyoto protocols."
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