Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Recession Shortened in Age of Hurry

WASHINGTON D.C.-- Shorter attention spans and declining levels of patience with bad times have been credited for reports that the recession will be shorter than anticipated.

"Americans just don't have time for a long recession," said a Federal Reserve member. "Nor the patience for it. The Iraq War shows that people won't put up with anything trying for very long."

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