Monday, May 4, 2009

Miss USA Pageant to be Outsourced to India

NEW YORK, NY -- Think national beauty pageants are one thing that can't be outsourced?

Think again.

The producer of the Miss USA pageant announced yesterday that next year's contest has been outsourced to India.

"It was a decision made by the higher-ups," he said. "As a cost-saving measure the pageant will be held in New Delhi where production costs are minimal. To preserve the environment and to save money on flights, contestants will be limited to residents living within a few hours of New Delhi, effectively limiting the field to young women of Indian extraction. Fortunately there are some very beautiful young Indian women."

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