Thursday, February 25, 2010

Health Care Summit Held, Endured

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans and Democrats gathered together today for an extensive photo op to prove to the American people that Republicans and Democrats could gather together and disagree.

"Never before has so much brainpower been in the same room since Pauly Shore dined alone," offered one bystander, who declined to be identified, "and that certainly includes the President, who seems intent on spending us into oblivion."

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