In the wake of an attempted bombing of an American Airlines flight via an incendiary device placed in the penis of terrorist Muhammed Aligiri, TSA is now requiring a penilsectomy of all male passengers.
"After the shoe bomber made the TSA make everyone take off their shoes before flying, I figured they'd come up with something like this after last Friday," said Joe Jackson of Montgomery, Alabama.
Aligiri's attempt failed when urine reached the bomb just before detonation.
2 comments:
This just makes it official - before you just felt like you'd been castrated.
Ha, oh so true...
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