Saturday, May 1, 2010

TSA Erects Castration Policy after Penis Bomber

In the wake of an attempted bombing of an American Airlines flight via an incendiary device placed in the penis of terrorist Muhammed Aligiri, TSA is now requiring a penilsectomy of all male passengers.

"After the shoe bomber made the TSA make everyone take off their shoes before flying, I figured they'd come up with something like this after last Friday," said Joe Jackson of Montgomery, Alabama.

Aligiri's attempt failed when urine reached the bomb just before detonation.


indigocomputer said...

This just makes it official - before you just felt like you'd been castrated.

TS said...

Ha, oh so true...