Obama Victim of Spendgasm Addiction

WASHINGTON D.C. - Doctors today confirmed that President Barack Obama is suffering from a dangerous addiction to spendgasms, the orgasmic short-term pleasure felt after something is purchased but not paid-for.

"He's got it bad," said one Dr. Emerson Tas. "He is quite willing to bring the country down rather than bring his addiction to keel."

Interventionists suggest a 12-step program for the most spendgasmic President in history.

"He needs to acknowledge a higher power," said Dr. Tas, "and by that I don't mean the Chinese."