Powerful New Ally in the Fight Against Warming

Osama Bin Laden joins U.S. Democrats and much of the third world in blaming the United States of America for global warming. He's calling for a boycott of U.S. goods worldwide and, we assume, the usual 'death to America'.    -CE

Mistakes Increase Their Credibility

Self-parody alert! Actual quote from the vice chairman of the IPCC:

Jean-Pascal van Ypersele, vice chairman of the IPCC, was quoted in the European press as saying, "I would like to submit that this could increase the credibility of the IPCC, not decrease it. Aren't mistakes human? Even the IPCC is a human institution.

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Panderbama!

(You know they're in trouble when they start loving on the middle class.)

Obama Would Rather Be 'Really Good' than 'Mediocre'

"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president," Obama told ABC News Monday.

Well, he's already missed the boat on both of those ... but he's definitely cornered 'most fiscally irresponsible,' 'most partisan,' 'most criminals in cabinet' and 'most far-left nutball czars appointed.'

He has just a little tiny bit more work to do to earn 'dead bang worst president ever.' We're confident he will do it -- after all he's got another three years to work on it ... -CE

Fiction-Based Intelligence

A Spanish lawmaker learned that the FBI used his photograph as part of a digitally enhanced image showing what Usama bin Laden might look like today.

Using sophisticated digital enhancement techniques, forensic artists at the FBI’s laboratory in Quantico, Virginia have age-progressed old photos of the 18 most wanted terrorist suspects:

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Terrorist Unimpressed with Obama

NEW YORK, NY -- Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab told his court-appointed psychiatrist today that the election of Barack Obama did not stop his hatred of America.

"He said the election of a president with brown skin, whose father was a Muslim and whose middle name is Hussein was unimpressive to him," said Dr. Mussenwich.

Mussenwich said that the would-be terrorist who strapped on explosive underwear in order to kill himself and scores of innocent Americans "was not swayed by Obama's commitment to close Gitmo in a year, nor did he seem to care that KSM will get a civilian trial in New York, nor did he appear fazed by President Obama's Cairo and U.N. speeches."

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