Priceless...

You're the head of an elitist, left-leaning organization where education is equated with goodness.

You "earn" hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

Your memo declaring that commentator Juan Williams "violated a principal" becomes public.

..hmm....maybe Vivian Schiller should consult the grammar girl:

Make NPR "National Private Radio"

I don't listen to NPR as a rule, but whenever I get on public transportation with an NPR Administrator, I get real nervous ...

...inspired by comment on website that read:

O'Donnel/Palin in 2012!!
If you have Cojones you will Vote Witch/Bitch in 2012

Muslim Extremist Upset Over Tag

Abduhl Mohammed, who studied at U.C.L.A. and is a proponent of jihad, prefers the term "extremist who happens to be Muslim" rather than Muslim extremist. University professors from across the U.S. raced to vow to heretofore always refer to Muslim terrorists as "extremists who happen to be Muslim."

In a prepared statement, Mr. Mohammed said that in California he learned "to be very politically correct while also proficient in inflammatory Islamic rhetoric -- or inflammatory rhetoric that happens to be Islamic, if you will. My professors always emphasized being P.C. and the importance of the clause 'happens to be' when mentioning groups other than white males, and that's all I recall from the Great Satan's university. So I hereby declare a fatwa on all of those who use the term 'Muslim extremist'! Death to America!"

Obama Takes On Rotary Club, Shriners

President Obama today charged the local rotary club and Shriners with funneling millions of foreign money into U.S. campaigns.

"I know it isn't my message that's broke, it's the campaign finance system. And chief among the culprits is the Republican money laundering operations of the rotary club and the Shriners," he said, without citing evidence. "I think the Shriners keep the money in those hats."

Obama then went on to accuse the Little Sisters of the Poor of nefarious Republican fund-raising.

Prove Me Wrong

Obama Not Naturalized Citizen! Ineligible for POTUS!

There, I said it. Now its up to the O'ministration to prove me wrong.

Senate Bill Ensures Rights for 26-year olds

They can drink alcohol, vote, and go to war but recent health care legislation relieves twenty-six year olds of the responsibility of paying for health insurance. And now, if Senate Bill 1620 becomes law, they will be entitled to a weekly allowance from their parents, no "time outs" and free ice cream.

"It's a way of saying 'thank you' to the twenty-somethings who voted for me," said President Obama.

Critics call the bill "condescending to our young adults" but a co-sponsor of the bill said that he was "outraged by the suggestion that free ice cream could be demagogued by those on the right."