Schnectaday, NY-- A local support group for underachievers is lowering the barrier to entry by accepting non-dues paying members.-TS
"We're not meeting the membership quotas we set out for ourselves," said the group's junior member, Mr. I.P. Daily. "So we decided make the qualifications less rigorous by ending the five dollar entry fee."
The group, which has no president or vice-president, has been in existence for almost two months.