NEW YORK, NY--After insisting yesterday that President Obama show his birth certificate, Donald Trump said today that he questions whether the president was ever born at all.
"How do we know he was really born? Not just in this country, but on this planet? How do we know he wasn't born on Neptune or Mars?"
Conspiracy theorists known colloquially as "birthers" were thrilled.
"I'm glad The Donald is out there telling the truth," said Jeremy Shouldnotvote. "My theory is that Obama could be a hologram. Can you prove he isn't?" -TS