Casey Anthony Jury Brainwashed

ORLANDO, FL-- The members of the jury for the Casey Anthony murder trial were hypnotized and brainwashed by a court official giving jury instructions, according to one eyewitness.

Arthur Jones, 43, of Clearmind, FL reports that the jury was brainwashed to believe that "reasonable doubt includes space aliens coming to earth and ending the life of Anthony's child," he said yesterday.

The jury members were then scrupulously admonished not to "let common sense enter into this trial" and thereafter they obediently followed the defense attorney's lead.

After the verdict, one of the jurors was heard asking "what just happened?" after the defense attorney uttered a prearranged word that signaled for the jury to wake up.  -ts