Obama's Hobby: War Collecting

WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Some collect butterflies. Other stamps or sports memorabilia. President Obama collects wars.

"I was given Iraq and Afghanistan from my predecessor and still have soldiers over there contrary to my campaign promises. Now I've added Libya to my collection. My goal is to eventually have all problematic countries in my war collection," said Obama on Tuesday.

Many wonder why the president seems to be acquiring new wars when the ones he has are expensive and time-consuming.

"The French goaded him into this. They said that if he doesn't go they will and that then his collection of intractable Middle Eastern wars would be incomplete," said one policy analyst. -TS

Judgment Day

The committee to make us Christians look foolish has convened and put up a website. On the bright side perhaps we perform a service by giving the world a source of amusement.



"You know neither the day nor the hour." - Matt 25:13   -TS

Trump Opens Mouth, Inserts Food

Most of the time when The Donald opens his piehole, I'm reminded of the old maxim 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.' -CE

Scott Walker for President   -CE

Local Man Predicts Sun Will Rise 365 Times This Year

"Every morning, sometime between 4:00am and 10:00am EST the Sun will rise," said an anonymous Mechanicsburg resident.

And Warren Buffet predicts the US will create more jobs this year than were created last year. - CE