Monday, September 29, 2008

Right to Privacy Found for Thieves

WASHINGTON D.C. -- In a landmark case, the Supreme Court today extended the right of privacy to burglars going to the bathroom while in commission of a felony.

The Court said that it's a fundamental human right guaranteed by the Constitution that burglars not be interrupted while using the toilet.

"Everyone is granted a right to privacy while on the pot," said Justice Ginsberg.

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