Monday, November 3, 2008

Least Grateful Constituency Still Not Known

WASHINGTON D.C.-- Results are inconclusive so far in the contest to determine which constituencies of the major parties led the pack in ingratitude for the 2008 campaign cycle.

The pro-choice lobby is in the running after many NARAL members complained after Barack Obama said that determining when life began was "above his paygrade" when they would've preferred that he say that it "began at the moment the baby was viable, meaning it can draw a paycheck".

Others pointed to disgrunted pro-lifers who felt that John McCain's promise to nominate conservative judges and his tapping of pro-lifer Sarah Palin was inadequate given that he did not perform a hundred jumping-jacks for them as was requested at a town meeting. (McCain cited an 'old war injury' as the cause.)

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