Car Czar Comes With Automatic Spray Washer!

Brought to you by the folks who brought you the response to the Hurricane Katrina! It's....

...."The Car Czar!"

For a mere $14 billion dollars, Uncle Sam will hire "dat crazy Car Czar", a government bureaucrat who knows nothing about the car industry but who promises to oversee it!

Now that the land is free of drugs and drug-dealers due to the wildly successfuly Drug Czar!, we can surely expect the same of the car industry soon.

So fasten your seatbelts folks, it's going to be a wild ride!