Limbaugh Knighted Leader by Opposition

In an unprecedented exercise of chutzpah, the Obama Administration aided by a water-carrying press corps knighted Rush Limbaugh as leader of the Republican party.

The title carries with it no duties, and has no meaning outside of its usefulness as a tool for anti-Republican propaganda.

Many outside the Administration find it ironic that the first non-tax cheat appointed by Obama would be a Republican appointed to an imaginary position using imaginary powers.