Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Local Man Needs Stiff Drink Before 401k Viewing

LEXINGTON, KY-- Local resident Will Havetoworkforever received his 401k statement in the mail yesterday and had to take a couple drinks before opening it.

"I needed a bit of Dutch courage before seeing those numbers," he said by phone. "My nest egg is evaporating faster than the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz."

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William Luse said...

My statements keep coming but I haven't opened them for the last two quarters. I have several drinks to steel my resolve not to open them.