The World Health Organization is still trying to hype the latest flu outbreak as a pandemic, even though this strain of the flu has proven to be less of a health threat than the seasonal flu.
WHO spokesman Thomas Abominable said "We hope to be able to use the media outlets to scare enough people into thinking that this flu outbreak is a pandemic with serious consequences that people actually start to take us seriously. Both the WHO and the UN have been disregarded and derided repeatedly in recent years, and we're hoping to hype this made-up threat to World Health into something we can use to better our image."
WHO are they trying to dupe, anyway? -CE