Shortly after Canadian Astronaut Bob Thrisk stated he could the see the "effects of the human destruction of the Earth" by looking out a window and comparing his view of earth to what he saw 12 years ago, his fellow astronauts aboard the International Spacestation think they can see the effects of 'imbibing the brown acid' on the 55-year old Thrisk.
Thrisk joined the space station on May 31st, 2009. Now just 2 months after arriving, he appears to be having hallucinations. He stated "... the snow capping the mountains is less than it was 12 years ago when I saw it last time."
Just what kind of astronauts are being sent up there, anyway? - CE
Monday, July 27, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
New Hampshire Considers New State Slogan
Current NH State Slogan: 'Live Free or Die'
Proposed New State Slogan:
'Get lost in our wilderness and we'll fine your a-- off!' -CE
Proposed New State Slogan:
'Get lost in our wilderness and we'll fine your a-- off!' -CE
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Al Qaeda Said to Enjoy Better Press Than Palin
NEW YORK, NY-- A new study released today shows that ex-Governor Sarah Palin received worst press in 2009 than the terrorist group Al Qaeda.
Using The New York Times, Newsweek and MSNBC as the sources, the percentage of negative mentions for Sarah Palin was 68%, neutral mentions 30% and positive mentions 2%. The same news sources gave Al Qaeda 51% negative mentions, 47% neutral and 2% positive.
A spokesman for a militant cell of Al Qaeda in western Pakistan vowed to improve their favorability ratings, concentrating particularly on MSNBC.
"We got our 2% positive ratings from them and I think we can improve on that. I bet if we strongly criticize Sarah Palin we can get some praise from Keith Olbermann."
Some bloggers on the Left were frank in their hatred for Palin.
"I can't stand ditzy, Christian, pro-life women politicians. I prefer pro-death, anti-Bush terrorists! At least their heart's are in the right place!"
Using The New York Times, Newsweek and MSNBC as the sources, the percentage of negative mentions for Sarah Palin was 68%, neutral mentions 30% and positive mentions 2%. The same news sources gave Al Qaeda 51% negative mentions, 47% neutral and 2% positive.
A spokesman for a militant cell of Al Qaeda in western Pakistan vowed to improve their favorability ratings, concentrating particularly on MSNBC.
"We got our 2% positive ratings from them and I think we can improve on that. I bet if we strongly criticize Sarah Palin we can get some praise from Keith Olbermann."
Some bloggers on the Left were frank in their hatred for Palin.
"I can't stand ditzy, Christian, pro-life women politicians. I prefer pro-death, anti-Bush terrorists! At least their heart's are in the right place!"
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