"I bow in order to work on my stomach muscles and to stretch my back, as well as for the mild aerobic effect," he said in a brief statement to reporters. "I bow even to my political adversaries here in the States. Check out this photo of me bowing to George Bush."
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Obama Claims Bowing Part of Exercise Routine
WASHINGTON D.C.-- President Obama today countered criticism of his habit of bowing to foreign leaders by saying that it was merely part of his exercise habit.
"I bow in order to work on my stomach muscles and to stretch my back, as well as for the mild aerobic effect," he said in a brief statement to reporters. "I bow even to my political adversaries here in the States. Check out this photo of me bowing to George Bush."
"I bow in order to work on my stomach muscles and to stretch my back, as well as for the mild aerobic effect," he said in a brief statement to reporters. "I bow even to my political adversaries here in the States. Check out this photo of me bowing to George Bush."
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Military Ends "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" for Jihadists
WASHINGTON D.C.-- The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff announced yesterday that the "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding Muslim extremists will be discontinued.
Admiral Mullen bluntly stated that "because of 'political correctness' and our great thirst for diversity, we'd instituted a policy that welcomed into our armed forces jihadists bent on the destruction of the United States. This seems now to have been a mistake."
One Army spokesman said that "despite more red flags than you'd see at a Sevillian bullfight, Hasan was given wide clearance."
Admiral Mullen bluntly stated that "because of 'political correctness' and our great thirst for diversity, we'd instituted a policy that welcomed into our armed forces jihadists bent on the destruction of the United States. This seems now to have been a mistake."
One Army spokesman said that "despite more red flags than you'd see at a Sevillian bullfight, Hasan was given wide clearance."
Monday, November 2, 2009
O'ministration Slights Citizenry's Math Skills
The O'ministration trumpeted its handling of the faltering U.S. economy today by releasing estimates of jobs 'saved or created' by the economic 'Spendulous package' passed early in the year, and the round of tax cuts that were to help boost the economy out of a recession.
The White House claims that they spent $215B of the $787B Spendulous package and that 'saved or created' about 2/3 of the total 1M jobs they claim have been 'saved or created' in the last 8 months, along with another 1/3 of the 1M coming from effects of $288B in tax cuts directed at stimulating the economy.
Let's do that math, shall we? $215,000M + $288,000M = $503,000M dollars to save or create one million jobs. That works out to a cost to taxpayers of $503,000 for each job 'saved or created.' The O'ministration is simply ignoring the fact that the U.S. has actually lost about four million jobs while they've been spending $503,000M borrowed from the future to 'save or create' a million jobs.
And they are claiming success -- do they really think every voter is that mathematically challenged?!
T-shirts handed out by the O'ministration:
The White House claims that they spent $215B of the $787B Spendulous package and that 'saved or created' about 2/3 of the total 1M jobs they claim have been 'saved or created' in the last 8 months, along with another 1/3 of the 1M coming from effects of $288B in tax cuts directed at stimulating the economy.
Let's do that math, shall we? $215,000M + $288,000M = $503,000M dollars to save or create one million jobs. That works out to a cost to taxpayers of $503,000 for each job 'saved or created.' The O'ministration is simply ignoring the fact that the U.S. has actually lost about four million jobs while they've been spending $503,000M borrowed from the future to 'save or create' a million jobs.
And they are claiming success -- do they really think every voter is that mathematically challenged?!
T-shirts handed out by the O'ministration:
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