MSM Discovers Inflammatory Rhetoric; Film at 11

NEW YORK, NY-- Two years after George Bush left office,  The New York Times and television news outfits have learned of the existence of heated rhetoric.

The internal guide book of the Times has been leaked to PiT , which includes controversial items such as:

• "Hate" only exists on the political right.
• Death threats only count if against Barack Obama or Democratic Congress members; Republicans deserve them.
• Anything Sarah Palin says incites violence, at least in our editors and reporters.

"It's almost quaint, isn't it?" said the former staffer.  "It's like a 3-year old discovering building blocks for the first time: 'Hey, look at this!' It's actually pretty funny."