Monday, August 16, 2010

Fashion Charges Dog Rep. Waters

NEW YORK, NY--Fashionistas from across the nation gathered yesterday demanding that Rep. Maxine Waters be charged with crimes against fashion.

"What's up with those oversized glasses and '70s hairstyle? The whole look was stolen from Hollywood when Jack Nicholson was young."

Others claim that Waters might want to blame it on George W. Bush since everything else is his fault.

Waters, who recently complained that her ethical troubles were caused by former President George W. Bush, is a well-known sufferer from BDS, 'Bush Derangement Syndrome'.
BDS was placed on the American Psychiatric Association's DSM list of disorders in 2006; it has not been linked to fashion crimes against humanity yet.

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