Obama campaigning, ties Republicans to big business

(Inspired by this).

'It was the Republicans who bailed out finance behemoths Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac ... uh, no, wait a minute, that was me and my fellow liberals in Congress.'

'But it was the Republicans who bailed out Insurance Giant AIG ... uh, no, wait a minute, I did that one too.'

'But it was the Republicans who bailed out GM and Chrysler ... uh, no, that was me.'

'It was the Republicans who bailed out corporate banks ... uh, no, wait a minute ...' Obama says as he scans his teleprompter.

'But it was the Republicans who bailed out CitiGroup and Bank of America ... well, it seems that was me too.'

'Well, there is one bailout I'm truly proud of, and that's the mortgage assistance I've provided the average homeowner ... of course the two year run of record numbers of mortgage defaults don't tell the whole story of that enormous success ...'    -CE