Friday, October 15, 2010

Muslim Extremist Upset Over Tag

Abduhl Mohammed, who studied at U.C.L.A. and is a proponent of jihad, prefers the term "extremist who happens to be Muslim" rather than Muslim extremist. University professors from across the U.S. raced to vow to heretofore always refer to Muslim terrorists as "extremists who happen to be Muslim."

In a prepared statement, Mr. Mohammed said that in California he learned "to be very politically correct while also proficient in inflammatory Islamic rhetoric -- or inflammatory rhetoric that happens to be Islamic, if you will. My professors always emphasized being P.C. and the importance of the clause 'happens to be' when mentioning groups other than white males, and that's all I recall from the Great Satan's university. So I hereby declare a fatwa on all of those who use the term 'Muslim extremist'! Death to America!"

5 comments:

indigocomputer said...

You forgot to include Abduhl Mohammed closing quote 'Death to America!'

TS said...

Now got it...

William Luse said...

have you considered applying to the Onion?

TS said...

Ha, well, I'd think this blog would take off in a bigger way if I were that good!

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