Calderon Front-Runner for 2010 Chtuzpah Award

Mexican president Felipe Calderon is favored to win the 2010 Chutzpah Award (political division) for his brash performance at the United Nations last week.

Calderon chastised Arizona for a law attempting to prosecute illegal immigrants even while his own country enforces a strict policy against illegals.

"I urge the United States to adopt an open border policy so that Mexico can continue the political and economic corruption we've grown used to," said Calderon.

Mexico receives billions each year from money sent back home from illegals.

No One is this Cognitively Challenged

Unintended Comedy

"Now a days it has became a fashion for the west to irk muslims," one post read. "We never scolded jesus for ur misdeeds. That shows the difference of character."

Right, you didn't scold Jesus, you just killed those who followed his teachings ... or the teachings of any other religion ... or those muslims who did not strictly follow the Islamic teachings ... like those Muslims who draw a likeness of the Prophet Mohammad. -CE

TSA Erects Castration Policy after Penis Bomber

In the wake of an attempted bombing of an American Airlines flight via an incendiary device placed in the penis of terrorist Muhammed Aligiri, TSA is now requiring a penilsectomy of all male passengers.

"After the shoe bomber made the TSA make everyone take off their shoes before flying, I figured they'd come up with something like this after last Friday," said Joe Jackson of Montgomery, Alabama.

Aligiri's attempt failed when urine reached the bomb just before detonation.