NEW YORK, NY--After insisting yesterday that President Obama show his birth certificate, Donald Trump said today that he questions whether the president was ever born at all.
"How do we know he was really born? Not just in this country, but on this planet? How do we know he wasn't born on Neptune or Mars?"
Conspiracy theorists known colloquially as "birthers" were thrilled."I'm glad The Donald is out there telling the truth," said Jeremy Shouldnotvote. "My theory is that Obama could be a hologram. Can you prove he isn't?" -TS
Thursday, April 21, 2011
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Debt Ceiling Vote Haunts Obama
WASHINGTON D.C.--President Obama said today he regrets having voted against the debt celing increase in 2006.
"I was wrong to vote on that one," he said. "It would've been better had I just voted 'present'. I tried hard to avoid controversial votes in the Senate in order to hoodwink the public into thinking I wasn't a big lib. I never thought this one would come back to bite me." -TS
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