Monday, January 28, 2008

N.O.W.: It's Only Personal When It's Political

NEW YORK, NY--The NY Chapter of N.O.W. expressed shock today at Sen. Kennedy's endorsement of Barack Obama. Chapter President Pat Misandric said, "First Mary Jo, now Hillary!"

Kennedy's endorsement triggered a press release that said in part:

"Women have just experienced the ultimate betrayal. Women have forgiven Kennedy, stood by him, hushed up after Chappaquiddick just as we hushed up while Bill Clinton pursued his hobby of sexually harrassing women. After all, what are a few little people in the big scheme of things? But after Kennedy was slow to embrace Title IX and now this endorsement of Obama...well, it's gotten personal! It's not nice to fool Mother N.O.W.!"

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