Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Military Ends "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" for Jihadists

WASHINGTON D.C.-- The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff announced yesterday that the "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding Muslim extremists will be discontinued.

Admiral Mullen bluntly stated that "because of 'political correctness' and our great thirst for diversity, we'd instituted a policy that welcomed into our armed forces jihadists bent on the destruction of the United States. This seems now to have been a mistake."

One Army spokesman said that "despite more red flags than you'd see at a Sevillian bullfight, Hasan was given wide clearance."

3 comments:

William Luse said...

If only.

Sometimes real life becomes so absurd that it seems incapable of parody. You did pretty good though.

TS said...

Sadly "common sense" is an oxymoron since it's really not all that common...

indigocomputer said...

If the US wants a military like France has, why don't we just issue all military personnel a white flag and a pair of running shoes? We could save billions on appropriations.